THE PAWELSKI FAMILY: WANTED

Aliases: El Jefe, Mad Hatter, Mama
Favorite drink: Trinity Absinthe mint julep

Known to wear sunglasses, even at night. Rumored to frequent antique shops, art galleries, and coffee houses. Has an apparent obsession with hip hop and slam poetry.

Aliases: Joe-bird, Broseph, Dad-o
Favorite drink: Old-fashioned

Known to blast drum and bass playlists in car and on skis. Often rumored to be working on yet-to-be-identified projects. Dance? Yes. Moves? Questionable.

Supposed "fairies-in-training"
Favorite drink: Milk

Known to challenge unsuspecting individuals to dance-offs and to throw food rather unnecessarily onto the floor. Possessions include: blocks, bows, cars, crayons, dolls.