Aliases: El Jefe, Mad Hatter, Mama
Favorite drink: Trinity Absinthe mint julep
Known to wear sunglasses, even at night. Rumored to frequent antique shops, art galleries, and coffee houses. Has an apparent obsession with hip hop and slam poetry.
Aliases: Joe-bird, Broseph, Dad-o
Favorite drink: Old-fashioned
Known to blast drum and bass playlists in car and on skis. Often rumored to be working on yet-to-be-identified projects. Dance? Yes. Moves? Questionable.
Favorite drink: Milk
Known to challenge unsuspecting individuals to dance-offs and to throw food rather unnecessarily onto the floor. Possessions include: blocks, bows, cars, crayons, dolls.