Once upon a time, there was a cowboy. He rode to Colorado in search of open skies, green pastures, snow-capped mountains, and the infamous Overland Distillery. Long days and lonely nights were leaving the cowboy feeling mighty blue, when suddenly a fairy, Trinity, appeared before him.
Trinity reminded the lonesome cowboy of spring fields, lush earth, fragrant botanicals, and warm summer breezes. Her voice wrapped around him like the delicate embrace of a butterfly or a long-awaited kiss as she beckoned him closer and softly sang, "Are you 21?"
Unfortunately, he was not. Better luck next time, Cowboy. Better luck next time.